Where the HELL have you been? Thank God winter is over and the sun is shining in Fort Myers! The ritual of truck day complete. For the next 8 months I will speak in 3 & 4 letter codes*, tell you to "talk faster the game is on", Scream at you to "get the hell outta the way the game is on!", Reply to your invitation "maybe later, the game is on". Allow me to apologize now for my ______** I am very sorry, I promise I will make it up to you in November after the Red Sox win the World Series. Btw... Welcome back Mr. Varitek, missed you.
*RBI ERA OBP RISP... for example
** Inattention, missing your birthday, forgetting to feed you, foul words {F#@%ing yankees} etc....
